feng shui vs simply Jesus — what do you think?

(amusing, cultural reflections of feng shui

using actual exerpts from feng shui enthusiasts)

Question: I am new to Feng Shui. My apartment’s Wealth corner is the bathroom. What can I do to stop my wealth from draining?


Answer: Your Wealth corner is the farthest left-hand back corner from the front entrance. Hang a Red tassel over your toilet from the ceiling. Keep lid down on your toilet when not in use, and flush toilet with the lid down. Add plants, real or fake, to the bathroom.  

   Maybe stop spending?